Monday, September 21, 2009

10 Things "Dirty Dancing" Taught Us About Love and Sex

R.I.P. Patrick Swayze, star of Dirty Dancing. Thank you for giving us the gift of dance and romance that only teenagers with a very high tolerance for cheese and a low level of taste can appreciate (and quote from endlessly). We'll never forgot you. And we'll never be put in a corner.

  1. You don't need a perfect face to land a cute guy.
  2. Reproductive rights are really important.
  3. Being called "Baby" is not necessarily derogative.
  4. If you're trying to impress someone, do not talk about heavy lifting or fruit.
  5. Men can be used for sex, too.
  6. God wouldn't have given us maracas if He didn't want us to shake 'em.
  7. Stay away from jerks who subscribe to Ayn Rand's philosophy.
  8. It's important to defend the boundaries of your personal space.
  9. Don't say cheesy things like "And most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you" if you can't do it with convincing conviction.
  10. When it comes to relationships, do the lift.

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