I'm envious of the lives of NFL players in many ways. Being forced to allow some cruel, veteran jackal to have his way with my head, however, is not one of them.
In particular, I feel for #61, Greg Isdaner. Travis Bright, the gentleman with the "unicorn puff" got no bargain, either, as his new style is ridiculous and embarrassing. But Isdaner, the rookie free agent out of West Virginia, not only got ridiculous and embarrassing, but old, too.
This is the sprightly, youthful look Isdaner showed up with:
And again, this is today's carnage.